After my Circuit Theory, Paul and I saw this creep on crutches walking past parked cars, stopping and taking a peak inside, then on to the next.
Paul confronted him and he said it’s ok because he’s a “photographer.”
We think he was upto something suss, so here’s a photo of him:
I’m Not A Thief, I’m A Photographer
Generated by my Lovely Caption Maker
(Sorry about quality, taken with my phone)
What New Zealand looks like to immigrants
This made me laugh. According to this report on New Zealand Immigrants from the ABC, the rate of residents leaving New Zealand is growing at an alarming rate. The funny part is that most of the growth is due to residents that weren’t born in New Zealand!
New Zealand residents are able to come to Australia to work and live without even applying for a visa. If the trend continues, Revenue Minister Peter Dunne says New Zealand will become a “transit lounge” for immigrants.
Even immigrants know that Australia is better than New Zealand.
Listen to this “naghty nanna” sex line prank call and you’ll agree, unless you’re aroused by Salad Fingers…
Have a listen to the funniest but creepiest prank call made on Fox FM’s Matt & Jo show - the segment is about five minutes into it:
Hosted on Fox FM: Creepy Phone Sex Line
All I can say is … “Cock a doodle -doooo - hooo - hooo”
Grettle Would Smile At That
Yes, it’s just another craply-recorded video. This one’s of Tripod, performing the hilarious (within reason) song, “Thursday Night”. Do give it a listen, and if you like it you should go to Tripod’s 2008 Melbourne International Comedy Festival show.
Thanks to Nova 100’s Hughesy and Kate, as well as the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
I also caught this guy, Adam Rozenbachs, at Hughesy and Kate’s free Comedy Festival Extravaganza. His style is engaging and creative. I didn’t get all of the video.
Again, the quality isn’t great but don’t bother complaining unless you have some better quality footage.
I recorded Adam Rozenbachs’ teaser stand up the other day at lower Melbourne Town Hall. After making it almost bareable to watch and making sure credit is given to those who made it happen, here’s the video.
Adam Rozenbachs stand up at 2008 Melbourne International Comedy Festival
Again, I know the video quality is rubbish. If you want it to be better next time, why not by me a camera? That’s what I thought…
I found some funny videos in the last two days. For your enjoyment:
I really like this video, it rings truth. I can certainly being exactly like that, not all of the time, but sometimes. Especially when I’m on the phone to Kym and I’m not really paying attention to the conversation.
“Do you like me?” “Dunno.” “Are you sick of me?” “Yep.” “I’m going.” “Nope.”
What a piece of shit, right? The crap I scrape out from beneath my fingernails has more gratitude that than idiot. I suppose it could possibly be staged but I don’t think it is. Either way, it’s likely that she’s going to be recognised and laughed out. She’ll probably get laughed at more than me at high school, when I god dacked in front of the whole school, I wasn’t wearing underwear and I had a balloon on my penis to stop me from wetting my pants when the wee came out accidentally when I got excited and then I filled up the balloon because I was nervous.
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